Teenaweena, 42

I'm an Army brat with a soft spot for soldiers. I have 4 kids that live with me. I don't plan on more, but I may change my mind eventually. If you have your own already that's OK. I'm chunky, but you can't tell from the pic (I've had four kids). I am a responsible law abiding dork. I am goofy and have a weird personality. I'm sarcastic and dirty minded, but I know when it's inappropriate. I am the kind of person that likes to be lovey dovey, but maybe not on the corner of a busy street. I've found that no matter how cute, funny or sweet you are, if you are stupid and have no common sense I can't stand you. I might come across ditsy and I have a horrible memory, but I am very smart and creative. I like pet names, but not weird ones. I like kinda chubby guys, they're better for hugging. I have a good job and can take care of my family all by myself so I'm not looking to be someones housewife. All I'm looking for is time and love. I want someone who wants someone. I don't want to sit around wondering if you're gonna call in the next few days. I'd like to get at least a hihowareya once a day. Some people think that's too much. If so then sorry. I have a take charge kind of attitude and I can get kinda bossy, so yea it's nice to have someone who will listen to my concerns, but tell me I'm being a B when I am. I like rap and country music and I listen to music a lot. I don't need an adult child. If you are racist (I have a VERY diverse family), can't keep a job, have excessive self created drama, do drugs/smoke or have some kind of anger problem I am not interested. My dad is a retired CSM and my mom is a retired 1st Sgt so I have a soft spot for soldiers and country boys. Really they tend to be one in the same because it seems like the country boys are the only ones willing to put their A on the line for people anymore. Oh, that also means I have a horrible potty mouth. Sorry. There are three things that are terribly sexy. Tattoos, ACU's and computer geeks. Nuff said. =0)