Helmutvon, 40

best boyfriend ever Hey what's up, My name is Mike and I'm from Massachusetts. I just got out of the Army and moved to Portland from Georgia where I was stationed. I love to have fun, I'm open minded, I like to make people laugh. I love the outdoors, beer, laughing, being weird, going to shows, dogs, guitars, dill relish, steam punk, tattoos, snowboarding, sandwiches, 420, reading, movies, cooking. I love to cook, I wish I had a girlfriend I could drink good beer with and cook all kinds of stuff and watch movies and hangout. I LOVE spicy food and I used to put hot sauce on everything when I was in the Army. I hope by the time I'm 30 I'm covered in tattoos from my toes to my beard. I like all music but I LOVE metal. Tosh.0 did a pretty good job making every metal head in the world look like a douche bag, but I'm just a regular guy who likes heavy guitars, fast drums and a dude screaming. I love going to shows and supporting my metal scene even if i want to punch most of the kids that go to shows.I have a bike instead of a car because I hate driving, but I'm not one of those biker douche bags that thinks I own the roads. I used to play guitar in a band but now I play guitar in my room until I find a new band. I'm taking a year off after 7 years in the Army and collecting unemployment and enjoying this awesome city. I'll be going to culinary arts school next year. So if you don't like jobless bearded cyclist's that sleep until 11 and then do very little productive stuff with their days than I'm not for you. I'm all about fun and good times now, I spent 2 years total in Iraq living everyday not knowing if it was my last, now it's time to enjoy myself and my 10 fingers, 10 toes, 2 arms and 2 legs. I'm a good time, I can be a little shy at first but I open up pretty quickly especially if you like to talk. I'm wicked loyal, never cheated, I always open the door for my date