I love the beach, ocean and warm climates and want to move to warmer states. I can out-man any guy when it comes to bodily functions, I'm very tomboyish, you won't make me blush no matter what you say. I'm very sarcastic, everything's funny in its own way. I'm into some body mods-3 tats and looking for more ink and adding holes (I miss my tongue piercing!). I'm adding some blue streaks to my hair.
For my birthday, I'm hoping to go indoor skydiving (I'm terrified of heights. Acrophobic I believe the term is!), and I'd live in a swimming pool or ocean if I could. I want to learn to surf. Will you teach me?
I'm looking for a cute, very funny soldier who gets me from day one and sees life as an adventure. I'd love to find Mr. Right, but one step at a time. I can laugh at myself easily-with my medical condition comes a disabled parking permit. I got a t-shirt from t-shirt hell that said, 'I'm just in it for the parking'.
Will you adore my piercings and ink, laugh at everything, blow it off when I mock you (since I mock everyone?!) and put up with me and my wild dreams? I'd date me
