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I came across this the other day and I thought it was funny so, I am passing it along. Hope everyone likes it.
Womens Perfect breakfast
Shes sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of business week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of playgirl. Her husband is on the back of a milk carton.
Womans Revenge
Cash, check or charge? I asked after folding items the Women wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for the television set in her purse.So do you always carry the TV remote? I asked. No, She replied, but my husband refused to come Shopping with me, and I figured this was the most Evil thing I could do to him legally.
Understanding Women
(MANS PERSPECTIVE)
I know Im not going to understand women. Ill never understand how they can take boiling hot wax Pour it onto there upper thigh, Rip the hair out by the root,And still be afraid of a spider.
Marriage Seminar
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with Communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the Instructor. It is essential that husbands and wives know The things that are important to each other.He addressed the man, Can you describe your wifes favorite flower?
Tom leaned over, touched his wifes arm gently and Whispered, Its Pillsbury, isnt it? The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so Ill stop right here.
Cigarettes and Tampons
A man walks to the store and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, He deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on The counter. She says confused, Sir, I thought you were looking For tampons for your wife?
He answers, you see, its like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store To get me a carton of cigarettes, And she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause its Sooo-ooo-oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own..So does she.
( I figure this guy is the one on the back of the milk carton)
Wife vs. Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, Not saying a word. An earlier discussion has led to an Argument and neither of them wanted to concede their Position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, And pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
Relatives of yours?
Yep, The wife replied in-laws.
Creation !
A man said to his wife one day, I dont know how you Can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.The wife responded, Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful So you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be Attracted to you!
*Lindsay* |
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